Last Friday I went to an open casting call for the upcoming Captain America sequel. They were trying to be sneaky by using the working title of “Freezer Burn”, but come on…we know what’s up.
SURPRISE! Alyssa here, finally putting more than 140 characters worth of words out into the internet.
So how have you all been in my absence? Did you play nice, did you make any new friends? Or did you grow despondent, never venturing outside and instead spending your time on the couch in your “give up on life” pants eating cheetos and watching The Jersey Shore, hoping, nay, PRAYING I came back soon to shove funny words into your eyeholes?
Well, hypothetical person, rejoice. I’m back. Again.
Today is my husbands’ 27th birthday, and he is out of town on a business trip. That totally blows.
But you know what? That’s not going to stop me from wishing him a very happy birthday. In fact, it’s prompted me to write a letter to him. I’ll write it here, because the rest of the world deserves to know how awesome he really is.