Last Friday I went to an open casting call for the upcoming Captain America sequel. They were trying to be sneaky by using the working title of “Freezer Burn”, but come on…we know what’s up.
SURPRISE! Alyssa here, finally putting more than 140 characters worth of words out into the internet.
So how have you all been in my absence? Did you play nice, did you make any new friends? Or did you grow despondent, never venturing outside and instead spending your time on the couch in your “give up on life” pants eating cheetos and watching The Jersey Shore, hoping, nay, PRAYING I came back soon to shove funny words into your eyeholes?
Well, hypothetical person, rejoice. I’m back. Again.
Oh look, it’s another New Year’s Resolutions blog post! How insightful and original and eloquent and interesting it is! Let’s read what this person promises to change about themselves in the next year, and make bets on when they’ll fail! Exclamation points! ALL CAPS MEANS WE’RE SHOUTING!!!!!!
That sounds like fun. Not.
I did one of those posts around this time last year, and do you know what I accomplished? Not freaking much. Part of that may be because there were only 5 things on my list last year and 2 of them were silly and didn’t count. Let’s review, shall we?